The Loneliness Of The Middle Distance Runner

Usually, when it comes to charity, I leave it to others to actually do stuff, and I maybe bung them a couple of quid to assuage my own guilt. However, I have decided to change that and sign up for the Beverley 10k Run on Sunday 8th May. And by “decided to” I mean my brother in law “volunteered” me. Now I am uncertain whether runners who do not complete the course within a particular time are ritually killed in the manner of a futuristic sci-fi dystopia, but I’m not taking any chances. I’m getting into training, bitch! And by “training” I mean “made a playlist”

So if you want to support the Cystic Fibrosis Trust, and you have ever enjoyed any of the comics on this site (or, more probably, you have made your way here by accident while searching for “sexy teenage Saruman porn”) please sponsor me, either onĀ My JustGiving Page, or on the Team’s Virgin Money Giving Page.

You’ll notice that on the team page, I am listed as “Dr Simon Perrins”. I feel it is my duty to inform you that, like Dr Fox, Dr Who and Dr Funkenstein, I’m not licensed to practise medicine.

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